Everchanging Title P4

[Malice]

"We Built This City" booms in the arena and everyone knows what's about to go down.

Malice runs in!!! He gives Lyontamer a discus punch, then one to R&Y, then to S23, then to wwe1873. We haven't even seen this many discus punches in an AJ Styles match. Malice grabs the fallen Lyontamer and puts him in the center of the ring. He gets a ladder and then hits this:



He covers Lyontamer and gets the 1-2-3!!! The fans start to chant ARE-OH-AYCH-ARE-OH-AYCH-ARE-OH-AYCH!!!!

66-time ECT World Champion!!!!

[Slayer23]

S23 then comes out with Phil from All That Remains and they hit this move on Malice:


S23 then gets the pin to become...

79-Time Champion

[Malice]

Malice punches slayer in the nuts.

He gets the pin for the win!!!! WEEEEE!

67-time ECT world champion!!!

[Slayer23]

Carlito then hits the ring, spits apple in Malices face, and then grabs a Mic and yells "That was not cool". Then all stars that got let go in the last 2 years hit the ring and hit all their signature spots on him until finally S23 gets over to Malice and gets the pin to become...

80-Time Champion

S23 then Re-fires all the stars in the ring.

[Big slim]

Slayer stands in the ring celebrating then this promo airs.



Slayer stands confused and scared but is still the champ.

[Slayer23]

Slayer then gets on the Mic and cuts a promo about how he would fuck Jason Vorhees' shit up, he then says that he has his own little video package and plays this:

[coalition77]

With slayer distracted with words flying at him very fast, a large man hits him over the back of the head with what looks like a medieval warhammer. He goes for the cover and gets the 1...2...3. When he starts to celebrate, people can see that it is The Man formerly know as Coalition. But he has spent some time in development and has been repackaged as Cnut Haasvaald, the Viking Champion.



HAIL CNUT, A 1 TIME (Ok, officially two) TIME ECT CHAMPION!!!

[Slayer23]

Terrance and Phillip then hit the ring and beat down Cnut, Terrance then takes a mic an says he's been waiting 3 long months to come to the save of his boy Slayer, T&P then start farting. S23 then gets up and gets the pin on Cnut to become...

81-Time Champion

[coalition77]

Cnut summons the might of Thor. Thor strikes down Terrence and Phillip with lightning so that Cnut has Slayer 1 on 1. Cnut hits Slayer with Tyr's Might (Powerbomb floatover to a boston crab). Slayer puts up a valiant effort, but eventually succumbs to the Might.



Winner and Two Time ECT Champion: CNUT HAASVAALD

[Slayer23]

Slayer finally recovers after selling that finisher for 6 months and cuts a promo about how he's felt like shit for the last 6 months and it will never happen again. Cnut then hits the ring but as soon as he hits the ring the lights go out and Chris Jerichos jacket appears lit up in the crowd and all you can hear is Cnut say "what the fuck is going on?". Slayer then proceeds to beat down Cnut and hits Cnuts own finisher "Tyr's might" on Cnut. He then pins Cnut to become...

82-Time Champion.

Slayer then grabs a mic and taunts Cnut (in an Eric Cartman voice) by saying "you just messed with the derg".

[coalition77]

While Slayer is busy celebrating, someone throws a can of bear mace into the ring. Cnut grabs the can and bear maces Slayer. Blinded, Slayer was unprepared for a rollup for the 1....2....3.

Winner and 3 time ECT Champion, Cnut Haasvaald!!!

[Big slim]

Then out of nowhere Eddie Murphy from the 1980s comes out and starts cracking jokes, while Cnut Haasvaald is dying of laughter Big slim gets in the ring and pins him uno...dos...tres.

Winner and the new ECT Champion, Big slim

[coalition77]

Cnut then gets up and throws slim over the top rope into Wade Barret, who proceeds to break his other arm. Cnut then tosses slim back in and hits Tyr's Might. Slim has no choice but to tap out.

Winner and 4 time ECT Champion, Cnut Haasvaald

[Big slim]

Slim then gets a quick schoolboy on Cnut, wins back the title and escapes Crash Holly style.

2 time Champ, Big slim!

[coalition77]

Later that day, Cnut catches up to slim in the park. Slim tries to run through a playground to escape. It looks like he just might get away, but then slim tries to climb across a set of monkey bars. Cnut spears his ass straight off the monkey bars and calls for the ref that he had traveling with him. He counts 1....2....3 right in the middle of the playground.

Winner and 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time ECT Champion: Cnut

[OneManX]

*Package Piledrivers Cnut, and makes sweet sweet sweet love to random woman*

*walks away*

[Slayer23]

Slayer runs back down the ramp (after exiting earlier on) and attacks OneManX on the way down. Slayer then grabs a mic and says how OneManX disrespected DA BIZ~! by not pinning Cnut and not taking the Championship. Because Cnut is weak as piss, Slayer just has to pin him to become...

83-Time champion

Slayer then walks up the ramp as OneManX is getting up, spits in his face and then levels him with the belt before walking backstage.

#heelturn

[SilentBob]

SilentBob out of nowhere with a roll-up. Yeah, just for the hell of it. Uno, dos, tres. SilentBob's the champ now, beehotches. SilentBob rubs his sweaty nutsack all over the title. Who wants it now?

[NightWatchman]

NightWatchman stands at the top of the ramp. He says "Bob, that title is yours for now, but when that salty sweat dries and you least expect it, I'm going to take that title."

Lights out. NightWatchman is gone.

[SilentBob]

On cue, SilentBob does some calisthenics and puts a fresh new layer of ball sweat on the title.

"I could do this all day. Literally. I'll start wearin' leather pants if I have to. This nut-salted beauty is mine forever."