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Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:33 pm
by Big slim
Liu Kang. They are about equal in fighting skills and Kang can turn into a dragon. Always go with a dude who can become or has a dragon.

Aquaman vs Namor the Submariner

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:49 pm
by El Canuck
I'd have to go with Namor. That dude is friggin' intense.

The Rock circa 2000 vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger circa 1980

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:15 am
by Big slim
2000 Rock. If it were Terminator Arny we'd have a different story.

Michael Jackson vs Prince.

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:38 am
by El Canuck
Prince, I guess. He has a guitar, he could swing that. Probably. He doesn't strike me as a guy with much upper body strength though.

Evander Holyfield vs. Frank Mir

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 5:25 am
by Big slim
Holyfield.

Alien vs Predator vs Freddy vs Jason

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 6:35 am
by meta
Predator; the ultimate hunter.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart vs Johann Sebastian Bach

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 8:33 am
by Big slim
Bach

Barry Bonds vs Jose Cansaco

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:07 am
by GooberBM
Big slim wrote:2000 Rock. If it were Terminator Arny we'd have a different story.

Michael Jackson vs Prince.
Chris Rock already covered this one...


Big slim wrote:Bach

Barry Bonds vs Jose Cansaco
Bonds, we already have evidence that Canseco can't fight

A Hunger Games style fight between: Jon Snow, Robb Stark, Theon Greyjoy, Sansa Stark, Bran Stark, Rickon Stark, Arya Stark, Joffrey Barratheon, Ygritte, Gendry Waters, Hot Pie, Samwell Tarly, Dolorious Edd, and Nymeria Sand set in a Riverrun-esque setting as they would be in A Clash of Kings, so that Theon is pre-Reek and none of the players are dead and/or unaccounted for yet

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 11:07 am
by El Canuck
Ygritte. Hands down Ygritte.

For starters, you'd lose Bran, Rickon, Sam, Sansa, Hot Pie and Joff pretty much out of the starting gate. Ygritte's biggest threat would be Theon, who pre-Reek was quite the archer himself. Jon, Robb, Edd and Gendry would all be going for swords, axes and other melee weapons and would be sitting ducks for the two archers. Arya would be hiding with her needle, but ACoK Arya was still not much of an actual fighter. Her biggest advantage at this point would be a relationship factor with all but Edd of the melee fighters. That would not spare her from Ygritte if she came across her. Nym is all about her poisons, like her old man. She could be a come from behind threat if she can poison some sort of food supply or well. Otherwise, she's never shown to be a significant fighting threat in melee or ranged combat, so while her poisons could linger in the game a long while, she would be easy pickings for the melee fighters or the archers. Once it's down to Theon and Ygritte it becomes a game of survival. Neither archer is going to show themselves to the other and they're going to wait the other out. When it comes to living off the land, the advantage goes to the Wildling over the comfy, castle dwelling son-of-a-Kraken. If Theon doesn't starve to death, his hunger will weaken him and fuck with his shot. Meanwhile, Ygritte would be feasting on a veritable smorgasbord of wildlife that they just don't have north of the Wall and she'd be hardy and strong and feeling right at home. Ygritte waits him out like a good little huntress and BAM. Down goes Theon. Winner: Ygritte.

Katniss Everdeen vs. The Green Arrow

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 12:06 pm
by GooberBM
I like that Arya is the only person you have building an alliance that might prolong her stay in the game. I figured you'd have at least considered the Starks wiping the floor with everyone else, until it was time for them to fight amongst themselves. Also, to get the arrows, Theon and Ygritte would have to risk the bloodbath at the cornucopia at the beginning which could get them killed just as easily, plus considering who is in control of the supplies left there. Theon could survive without scavenging if he controls the cornucopia. It would be an interesting fight, to be sure. But I wouldn't say that to dissuade you. You do love your archers, after all

As to your question, are we talking regular arrows, or does Green Arrow have his whole collection and Katniss have her Mockingjay quiver available? Katniss *MIGHT* have a chance with plain arrows, but GA's collection of different types of arrows would overwhelm the Girl on Fire otherwise.

Lelouch vi Britannia of Code Geass vs. Light Yagami of Death Note?

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 12:17 pm
by Big slim
Yagami.

Clint "Hawkeye" Barton vs Oliver "Green Arrow" Queen. All arrows are available, trick and plain.

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:24 pm
by GooberBM
Green Arrow. Hawkeye's a pussy

Teen Titans (Robin, Beast Boy, Starfire, Raven, Cyborg) vs. X-Men (Cyclops, Storm, Gambit, Rogue - can't take her gloves off, Jean Grey - No Phoenix incarnations)

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 2:03 pm
by Big slim
Tough one. Jean not having access to the Phoenix force and Rogue not being able to take off her gloves makes me lean towards the Titans. Starfire and Raven would be a little too much for the X-Men to handle.

Plastic Man vs Elongated Man

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:26 pm
by El Canuck
Elongated Man, he's made it into the Justice League three times to Plastic Man's lone inclusion.

Sterling Archer vs. Stan Smith, fist fight.

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:41 pm
by Big slim
Archer. That mad bastard would find a way to win.

Seth Rogen vs Jonah Hill

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 1:16 am
by El Canuck
I have to go Rogen here, Hill doesn't seem scrappy, Rogen looks like he can throw and take a few punches.

Tormund Giantsbane (w/sword) vs. Khal Drogo (w/arakh)

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 5:10 am
by GooberBM
Single combat is what Drogo do

A rabbi vs. a priest vs. a minister?

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:30 am
by El Canuck
Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H. Who was a priest, so, priest, I guess.

Jean-Claude Van Damme vs. Rob Van Dam

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 1:19 pm
by Big slim
Jean-Claude, dude can still scrap at his advanced age.

Backstreet Boys vs N*Sync

Re: The 'Who would win in a real fight?' Game...

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:34 pm
by El Canuck
N'Sync. Justin Timberlake would lay a vicious beatdown alone on Backstreet Boys with his dreaded finishing move: Relevancy. Joey Fatone with an assist, because the dude is trying to make a name for himself on his own. Plus, dude was pretty hilarious on Robot Chicken, that's got to count for something.

Mixed Gender Tag Team Match:

Andy Dwyer & April Ludgate (Parks & Rec) vs. Dwight Schrute & Angela Martin (The Office (U.S))