The Haku Game
Re: The Haku Game
Haku can roast marshmallows and hotdogs over an open fire with his bare hands.

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Re: The Haku Game
Haku can drive any nail with just a single swing of a standard claw hammer.

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Re: The Haku Game
Haku doesn't need a screwdriver or a drill to drive a screw, in fact, he prefers to do it by hand.

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Re: The Haku Game
A Haku Haiku is seventeen syllables, done in traditional breaks of five/seven/five, but spelled out in morse code via strikes. Punches equal a dot, kicks equal a dash and he always "signs" his work with a Tongan Death Grip.

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Re: The Haku Game
When playing baseball, Haku forgoes using a bat, finding it an unnecessary tool for hitting the ball. He prefers a good, solid right cross punch for an easy home run.

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Re: The Haku Game
Haku can see John Cena.

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Re: The Haku Game
Before Brock Lesnar could be given his spot in UFC 200, it first had to be offered to Haku. He passed.

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Re: The Haku Game
Haku has hit a hole in one on a Par 5...With a putter.

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Haku once paddled a rowboat from California all the way across the Pacific to Tonga.

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Re: The Haku Game
Haku once released a Kraken.
It preferred to remain where it was.
It preferred to remain where it was.

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Re: The Haku Game
Haku eats Big Macs and Whoppers like sliders.

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Before being allowed to proclaim himself as the "Best in the World", CM Punk was required to make a pilgrimage to Haku's home in Kissimmee, Florida, on foot, to ask permission to use a moniker that is rightfully Haku's.

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Haku had a short career as a lumberjack, but his style of uprooting trees with a belly-to-bark suplex worried the other lumberjacks.

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Haku ripped a copy of "As Fierce as Steel" in half.
With one hand.
With one hand.
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Haku once qualified to compete for Tonga in every Olympic event. The Olympic committee didn't know what to make of it and politely asked him not to.

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In 1972, when a bunch of wealthy Americans tried to found the Republic of Minerva in Tongan waters, it was reported that Tonga sent a naval presence to drive them away. Of course, this naval presence was merely a thirteen-year-old Haku in a speedboat. Even at that age, he was a force to be reckoned with and the Americans left hurriedly.

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Re: The Haku Game
Despite his easy knockout of Bart Gunn at WrestleMania XV, Butterbean was not one to mock wrestlers. Rather, Butterbean realized how fortunate he was that Haku was with WCW at the time.

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Re: The Haku Game
Wrestling Observer Rewind • Dec. 7, 1992
In EMLL, in a six man match, Lucha star Canek saw that Haku was the most over guy in the match and apparently didn't like it. So he decided to take it upon himself to shoot on Haku during the match just to prove he could. If you know about Haku, you're probably aware that this didn't go well for Canek, much to the amusement of the other wrestlers in the locker room, many of whom don't like Canek anyway.
In EMLL, in a six man match, Lucha star Canek saw that Haku was the most over guy in the match and apparently didn't like it. So he decided to take it upon himself to shoot on Haku during the match just to prove he could. If you know about Haku, you're probably aware that this didn't go well for Canek, much to the amusement of the other wrestlers in the locker room, many of whom don't like Canek anyway.
"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan
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Ah yes, a true one in the mix. I love that story.

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Re: The Haku Game
When life gives Haku lemons, he eats them whole.

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