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Post by El Canuck » Sat Jun 11, 2016 12:19 pm

Haku can roast marshmallows and hotdogs over an open fire with his bare hands.
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Post by El Canuck » Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:14 am

Haku can drive any nail with just a single swing of a standard claw hammer.
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Post by El Canuck » Mon Jun 27, 2016 6:07 pm

Haku doesn't need a screwdriver or a drill to drive a screw, in fact, he prefers to do it by hand.
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Post by El Canuck » Mon Jun 27, 2016 6:09 pm

A Haku Haiku is seventeen syllables, done in traditional breaks of five/seven/five, but spelled out in morse code via strikes. Punches equal a dot, kicks equal a dash and he always "signs" his work with a Tongan Death Grip.
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Post by El Canuck » Mon Jul 04, 2016 12:28 am

When playing baseball, Haku forgoes using a bat, finding it an unnecessary tool for hitting the ball. He prefers a good, solid right cross punch for an easy home run.
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Post by El Canuck » Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:36 pm

Haku can see John Cena.
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Post by El Canuck » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:57 am

Before Brock Lesnar could be given his spot in UFC 200, it first had to be offered to Haku. He passed.
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Post by El Canuck » Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:01 am

Haku has hit a hole in one on a Par 5...With a putter.
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Post by El Canuck » Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:57 pm

Haku once paddled a rowboat from California all the way across the Pacific to Tonga.
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Post by El Canuck » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:47 pm

Haku once released a Kraken.

It preferred to remain where it was.
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Post by El Canuck » Sun Jul 17, 2016 1:52 am

Haku eats Big Macs and Whoppers like sliders.
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Post by El Canuck » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:44 am

Before being allowed to proclaim himself as the "Best in the World", CM Punk was required to make a pilgrimage to Haku's home in Kissimmee, Florida, on foot, to ask permission to use a moniker that is rightfully Haku's.
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Post by El Canuck » Wed Aug 03, 2016 1:21 am

Haku had a short career as a lumberjack, but his style of uprooting trees with a belly-to-bark suplex worried the other lumberjacks.
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Re: The Haku Game

Post by Mafwanix » Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:00 pm

Haku ripped a copy of "As Fierce as Steel" in half.
With one hand.

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Post by El Canuck » Thu Aug 25, 2016 1:20 am

Haku once qualified to compete for Tonga in every Olympic event. The Olympic committee didn't know what to make of it and politely asked him not to.
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Post by El Canuck » Mon Aug 29, 2016 6:22 pm

In 1972, when a bunch of wealthy Americans tried to found the Republic of Minerva in Tongan waters, it was reported that Tonga sent a naval presence to drive them away. Of course, this naval presence was merely a thirteen-year-old Haku in a speedboat. Even at that age, he was a force to be reckoned with and the Americans left hurriedly.
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Re: The Haku Game

Post by El Canuck » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:55 pm

Despite his easy knockout of Bart Gunn at WrestleMania XV, Butterbean was not one to mock wrestlers. Rather, Butterbean realized how fortunate he was that Haku was with WCW at the time.
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Re: The Haku Game

Post by AndyF1069 » Mon Sep 05, 2016 2:10 am

Wrestling Observer Rewind • Dec. 7, 1992

In EMLL, in a six man match, Lucha star Canek saw that Haku was the most over guy in the match and apparently didn't like it. So he decided to take it upon himself to shoot on Haku during the match just to prove he could. If you know about Haku, you're probably aware that this didn't go well for Canek, much to the amusement of the other wrestlers in the locker room, many of whom don't like Canek anyway.
"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

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Post by El Canuck » Mon Sep 05, 2016 11:18 am

Ah yes, a true one in the mix. I love that story.
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Re: The Haku Game

Post by El Canuck » Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:34 am

When life gives Haku lemons, he eats them whole.
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