The Haku Game

[Greg_McNeish]

[El Canuck]

Tremendous. Even the half Meng is tougher than any human man has any right to be.

[El Canuck]

For years Ken Shamrock believed he was the World's Most Dangerous Man. Then he met Haku.

[El Canuck]

Haku was taught by the Anoa'i family to do the Haka. As a precaution, Haku does not perform it near construction sites, historical sites or other buildings and landmarks of unsound structure, as his repeated stomping registers on the Richter scale.

[Little Jimmy]

The swarm of angry bees avoided Haku.

[Greg_McNeish]

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, Haku knows whether it makes a sound.

[El Canuck]

Haku only used an airplane spin once. The poor jobber he used it on took flight and got lodged in the arenas rafters until the fire department could get him down.

[El Canuck]

When Haku formed the Colossal Connection with Andre the Giant in 1989 they briefly held the title of third Superpower in the world, alongside the USA and the USSR.

[Little Jimmy]

In Soviet Russia, grizzly bear attack Haku

[Big slim]

And that bear became a nice rug in Haku's home.

Haku also knows how much wood a woodchuck can chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[El Canuck]

Haku was dared to lie on a bed of nails. He took a three hour nap and when he was woken, he said it was comfy.

[Little Jimmy]

The animals wouldn't dare step foot inside Haku's Ark.

[El Canuck]

Haku once briefly looked into a career as a police officer, upon word being spread that he was even considering it, crime rates across America plummeted to all time lows.

[Little Jimmy]

The pins fell down when Haku picked up the bowling ball.

[El Canuck]

Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Haku, which he found mildly irritating, not unlike a horsefly landing on bare skin.

[El Canuck]

Haku does not require any protective gear when handling the nests of bees or wasps, their stingers are incapable of piercing his flesh.

[El Canuck]

The original pro-wrestler chosen to play Blain in Predator was Haku, but the writers couldn't find a believable scenario where Predator would ever get the upper hand on him.

[Little Jimmy]

Haku was brought in to cut The Jaws of Life free.

[El Canuck]

Haku once fought a boxing match with both arms tied behind his back...

He still won.

[AndyF1069]

Haku used to beat up people so badly that the aftermath is still causing injuries to superstars to this day.