What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper bag?

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What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper bag?

I'd learn to live my life inside the bag
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I'd sass my way out
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44%
I'd think up a logical and effective escape plan
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11%
I'd probably die
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Other
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11%
 
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What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper bag?

Post by Little Jimmy » Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:48 pm

What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper bag?
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Post by El Canuck » Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:46 pm

My vote has been sassed...Er, cast.
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Post by LondonChick62 » Fri Feb 20, 2015 7:38 pm

Sass :D
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by meta » Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:07 pm

SASS-OFF, JIMMY!

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Post by El Canuck » Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:33 pm

The Sassnation has spoken.
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by TheLyontamer » Sat Feb 21, 2015 10:56 am

How big and, more importantly, how wet would said paper bag be?

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Post by LondonChick62 » Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:53 am

If it's wet, couldn't one just tear it more easily to escape?
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Post by Little Jimmy » Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:25 pm

No, LC.

Tamer, the bag would be about the size of the Mark Henry.
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Post by Little Jimmy » Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:29 pm

Which is quite a bit larger than the Brian Kendrick. Not quite as large as the WWE, however.
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Post by TheLyontamer » Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:57 pm

In that case, I know exactly how I'm going to vote.

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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by Robmayn » Sat Feb 21, 2015 5:36 pm

What commodities are there inside of the wet paper bag?
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Post by Little Jimmy » Sat Feb 21, 2015 6:01 pm

Food and water would be available inside the wet paper bag.
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Post by El Canuck » Sat Feb 21, 2015 6:04 pm

Irrelevant, the SASS HAS SPOKEN.
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Post by LondonChick62 » Sat Feb 21, 2015 6:29 pm

Sass never fails. :D
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by Robmayn » Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:08 pm

But how do we know there's enough sass inside the bag?

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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by Little Jimmy » Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:20 pm

There's always enough sass inside the bag, son.
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Post by LondonChick62 » Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:27 pm

More than enough. :D
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by Little Jimmy » Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:28 pm

You get inside that bag and you'll have sass coming out your ears, boy.
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by AndyF1069 » Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:06 am

I thought it had been well established that nobody on this forum is capable of performing any type of action that could allow them to escape the confines of a wet paper bag?
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by Little Jimmy » Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:23 am

That doesn't stop them from believing that they could. Those people are in for a pretty harsh reality if they ever do find themselves in such a situation.
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