What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper bag?

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What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper bag?

I'd learn to live my life inside the bag
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22%
I'd sass my way out
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44%
I'd think up a logical and effective escape plan
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11%
I'd probably die
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11%
Other
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11%
 
Total votes: 9

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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by El Canuck » Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:28 am

Little Jimmy: Wet paper bag philosopher.
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by Little Jimmy » Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:34 am

I invent wet paper bag. Before me only dry paper bag.
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by TheLyontamer » Sun Feb 22, 2015 8:33 am

Little Jimmy wrote:That doesn't stop them from believing that they could. Those people are in for a pretty harsh reality if they ever do find themselves in such a situation.
That's why I find it best to just accept the inevitable. As the famous ancient proverb says, when Jimmy stuffs you in a wet paper bag, make lemonade.

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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by meta » Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:58 am

I thought the proverb was; "Superkick Jimmy in the nuts before he can stuff you in a wet paper bag."

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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by Little Jimmy » Sun Feb 22, 2015 6:36 pm

You'd have to, cause you certainly couldn't superkick your way out of a wet paper bag.

Somebody voted "other" and didn't specify. :x
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by Little Jimmy » Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:05 pm

ONLY 7 FUCKING VOTES? :x
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by El Canuck » Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:13 pm

Wet paper bags are not a priority evidently.
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by Little Jimmy » Fri Feb 27, 2015 8:31 pm

I wonder if Ryan Droste voted in my poll? I see him browsing this forum.
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Post by El Canuck » Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:03 pm

Ryan Droste don't do much in these parts it seems. Reminds me of Lil' Bret Hart.
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by AndyF1069 » Sat Feb 28, 2015 3:41 am

Is looking at the online list actually a thing?
"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by Little Jimmy » Sat Feb 28, 2015 3:51 am

Generally I notice it as it shows up in each forum and on the index page, I am online a lot. I post regularly in the counting game also so I'll check in a lot while I'm doing other things like watching a movie or whatever. I also view the "Who is online" page to see if anyone is posting in the games forum at the time so I know to stick around a second to post in the "1 to 1,000,000" game after them. I guess I do pay attention quite a bit.

Also, when I notice a hidden user is online I just assume it's Dandy Andy lurking and being all conspicuous.
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by AndyF1069 » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:36 am

Fair enough. I barely notice the online section on forum pages and had forgotten about it until you mentioned it. My shortcut to the website is directly to the wwe board. I discovered the unread posts option by accident and 90% of my browsing is done via that.

Other people have mentioned online people before and I was wondering if it's a common thing or not.
"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by Little Jimmy » Sat Feb 28, 2015 5:54 am

I'm glad you are able to browse the forum with such ease, little orphan Andy.
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by AndyF1069 » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:11 am

I have no arms, it's quite difficult actually.
"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by Little Jimmy » Sat Feb 28, 2015 5:07 pm

That's too bad, but you seem to be making out okay, Yankee Doodle Andy.
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by Little Jimmy » Wed Mar 11, 2015 9:40 pm

STILL ONLY EIGHT FREAKIN' VOTES?
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by El Canuck » Wed Mar 11, 2015 9:45 pm

Maybe Sass has run its course?
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by Little Jimmy » Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:12 am

You'd like that, wouldn't you?
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by El Canuck » Thu Mar 12, 2015 10:48 am

My enjoyment of it would be irrelevant, it all boils down to the rule of diminishing comedic return.
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Re: What would ya do if you were trapped inside a wet paper

Post by Little Jimmy » Thu Mar 12, 2015 10:53 am

That sass doesn't even make any sense. :x
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